We bought The chair to help us with age and bad knees. The event started off innocent enough.. then things went bad.
We were both excited to try it out and were definitely ready to go. My girlfriend got on top. The chair combined with the wobbling of the bed it started getting really wonky.
Then she started laughing, uncontrollably. I was concerned she was going to fart. She was laughing so hard she was worried about peeing. So, I started laughing uncontrollably.
So, my girlfriend is laughing so hard, she looks like she’s going to have a stroke. She grabs the 10 speed looking handles and tries to stop laughing. I can’t.. stop laughing either.
I guess I had a look of fear as well as arousal on my face. It was definitely wobbly. I totally lost my boner. It was just a very uncomfortable first time experience.
We want to try it again. Maybe on the floor? But, we can’t even mention it without bursting into tears with laughter.
It’s definitely a source of fun. For sure.
Joshua
It came in discreet packaging came earlier then said when I ordered it is very soft has great suction.
NerdShop
Perfectly Described. I was searching for a "realistic" toy and saw some hefty price tags up to $600. I took a chance on this. OMG. It is amazingly lifelike. While this is larger than the average (5") penis it is certainly not ominous.
Regenald Canfield
This toy feels exactly like the real thing and is easy to pack for travel use. Definitely worth the purchase!
Cylpuck
Oh my gosh this one... yum!! Loved it so much. I went home and spent an hour on it. Oh so Delicious and soft, yet firm enough to please you. I used it for backdoor play and it was too good. I can't wait to use again tomorrow.
Nyla McBride
So this being my first toy I've bought I will say, size is very intimidating at first. But, it is completely worth it. It does exactly what it needs to do and with it's size, much more. A great buy!
Robyn King
Great toy very large easy to clean would definitely recommend!
Tyler
The internal textures are out of this world. Naturally when I opened the box I was a little skeptical so I opened everything up and opened each entry to see the inside. With a dry finger I felt the texture of each. Needless to say I immediately prepped to give it a full try.
Perfect size for laying on your back or propped on a folded pillow. Easy to clean and comes with a drying stick. Only takes a few minutes to dry. Comes with a very nice storage bag. The box it comes in is very
Tangela L Hanks
Easy to put together but have not tried just yet (will update once tried). My girl has sat on it and she is a little nervous since she is a little on the heavier side. But we are excited to try it.
Amber Chastine Waggener
Soft, but not too soft. Good girth and texture. Not smelly, stable suction and feels amazing. It’s a lot of fun if you’re looking to try thicker toys.
WDP.
Really sturdy.
Wilson
Feels great, perfect girth, perfect length, great suction, stays put and perfect firmness. It works great with a harness too, harness wearing partner loved it.
Jerry
It's much softer than this rainbow one I see on Amazon and does feel very life like. Perfect for practicing oral activities and I suggest a good beginner toy
Just has a rubbery smell sometimes, it's momentary and usually goes away after clean or use.
Katheryn Castillo
This dildo was so amazing I absolutely love it and will enjoy using. Definitely worth it!!! It’s super realistic as well
Tyler
The sleeve has great texture on the inside and with the expantion of the sleeve it grinds against every inch. Its a great tight seal around the shaft and makes things fun to pull against the pressure. The ability to pull stronger suction by holding down the button is a big plus too.
Trip
Great overall. Very filling;)
Kenneth M Watkins
Love to look at her beautiful very real looking fat labia. This is my favorite type of vagina. I immediately got hard upon playing with it. A little too tight for my liking though, but good value for the money.
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