We bought The chair to help us with age and bad knees. The event started off innocent enough.. then things went bad.
We were both excited to try it out and were definitely ready to go. My girlfriend got on top. The chair combined with the wobbling of the bed it started getting really wonky.
Then she started laughing, uncontrollably. I was concerned she was going to fart. She was laughing so hard she was worried about peeing. So, I started laughing uncontrollably.
So, my girlfriend is laughing so hard, she looks like she’s going to have a stroke. She grabs the 10 speed looking handles and tries to stop laughing. I can’t.. stop laughing either.
I guess I had a look of fear as well as arousal on my face. It was definitely wobbly. I totally lost my boner. It was just a very uncomfortable first time experience.
We want to try it again. Maybe on the floor? But, we can’t even mention it without bursting into tears with laughter.
It’s definitely a source of fun. For sure.
Cathy Thompson 2023-01-09
This toy has so many options. Thrusting penetration, suction and vibration. I will say I was disappointed they didn’t separate. From the image I thought it was two pieces. I should’ve looked into it more. However, I love that it came with extra attachments to add even more versatility and excitement.
That dude 2023-05-10
The pictures are accurate but misleading on the exact size. If you’re looking for an upgrade from a pocket toy this is a great start
Eric G. 2022-06-24
It's definitely a fun toy to use and the sucking and vibrating are absolutely great. I will say the jacking motion is a bit intimidating, but what's not for me may be for some. My biggest and only complaint is its a bit heavy and makes it hard to use for a long time.
Cobra 2022-06-27
I found this easy to fill up and use! It's got a great texture and the material is so easy to clean. It's nice and squishy which helps make it squirt well.
RACHAEL 2022-05-21
I like how big it is and feels good inside me!! Definitely worth buying :)
Anon 2023-02-26
Made well suction cup worked great very happy with anyonr thinking about getting it do it would buy again
Kevin Grijalva 2023-02-28
The better part about this product is how realistic it actually is. It bends as much as you would ever want the suction cup works awesome. But if ur looking for something massive and realistic this is something you should get. 4 stars because it was not discrete shipping at all.
Janna 2022-08-26
The product was amazing, it's not too hard and not too soft. It fits well and feels very lifelike. It was easy to clean, a lot easier than expected. And it definitely makes you want for more
Katie Kelly 2022-03-31
This is the most realistic feeling and looking dildo I have EVER seen, it’s almost scary. The texture is spot-on and even the veins look real. Would definitely recommend for people new to toys or who want to practice their oral skills since it is on the smaller end
PETE 2023-02-07
Fast Shipping! Good quality and just the right size to start out.
Slimm W. 2022-10-18
I’m not a thirsty (annoyingly lustful) man nor is sex a rain cloud over my head but having this toy is quite enjoyable and wonderfully comparable to the real thing.
Ruben C. 2022-12-29
Good buy. Soft, but not to soft. Feel great. Definitely worth the price!
Brooklyn 2023-05-09
Overall pretty good toy. The quality is great and the insides also feel realistic. Nice size to handle but not the easiest to clean. If you're interested it’s definitely worth it!
stacey miller 2022-10-19
What a product! The detail and feel to it are amazing. It is not too firm, not too soft....it really is perfect. I love the natural curve that keeps its upward trajectory even when standing! I can't recommend this product more!!! You won't regret it.
Carlos cadena 2023-03-09
Good for price
Regenald Canfield 2022-05-29
This toy feels exactly like the real thing and is easy to pack for travel use. Definitely worth the purchase!
Victoria Laguna 2022-07-11
Order this product a few days ago, just got delivered today. Haven't played with it yet, but judging from the size, girth, and flexibility, this is exactly what I was looking for in a toy like this. My previous toy was way too stiff and rubbery, and it didn't feel comfortable, but I'm sure this will be a huge upgrade! Looking forward to playing with this!
l w 2022-10-20
Ever go clubbing and feel the beat of the music all throughout your body? Imagine that but concentrate it in one spot. Now you know what this can do. It’s fun. I bought a second one so we can both experience it at the same time.
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